12个晚安幽默搞笑的句子，精辟有趣，看一次笑一次

　　一、你如果感到累了，那就停下来休息一下吧，可是别人还在努力向前奔跑怎么办呢？那你可以绊倒他呀！晚安！

　　If you feel tired, then stop to have a rest, but others are still trying to run forward? Then you can trip him up!Good night!

　　二、你要记得晚上睡觉之前一定要再吃个夜宵，因为只有这样，你才不会做“饿”梦。晚安！

　　You must remember to have a midnight snack before going to bed at night, because only in this way, you won't have a "hungry" dream.Good night!

　　三、只要你现在足够的努力奋斗，然后在将来的某一天你就会发现，你还是永远没有办法跟上那些富豪的步伐。晚安！

　　As long as you work hard enough now, one day you will find that you will never be able to keep up with those rich people.Good night!

　　四、假如说有一天你发现命运欺骗了你，那你千万不要感到伤心绝望，因为你要学会等待，后面你还会继续被骗的，久而久之，你就会习惯了。晚安！

　　If one day you find that fate cheated you, then you must not feel sad and hopeless, because you have to learn to wait, behind you will continue to be cheated, as time passes, you will get used to it.Good night!

　　五、以前的人，总认为生米煮成熟饭，那么这个人就跑不掉了，但是现在啊！别说煮成熟饭了，就是变成了爆米花，那个人也不一定能陪你走到最后。晚安！

　　In the past, people always think that raw rice, cooked rice, then the person can not run away, but now ah! Not to mention cooked rice, is turned into popcorn, that person may not be able to accompany you to the end.Good night!

　　六、我老是处于那种白天睡不醒，晚上睡不着的状态，后来听别人说晚上熬夜的各种危害，我觉得对我来说改变最大的就是，以前我是安安心心的熬夜，现在变成了提心吊胆的熬夜。晚安！

　　I always in that kind of day sleep not to wake up, can not sleep at night state, and then listen to others to stay up at night all kinds of harm, I think the biggest change for me is, I used to stay up at ease, now become a nervous stay up.

　　七、听别人说，如果你遇到难过的事情就要多看看一些美好的事物，这样你的心情就会开心起来，我抬头看了看镜子里的自己，结果心情更不好了。晚安！

　　Listen to others say, if you encounter sad things to look at some beautiful things, so that your mood will be happy, I looked up in the mirror, the result is even worse.Good night!

　　八、建议大家在工作之余还是要多出去外面走一走看一看，不然的话，你根本就不知道，放假躺在家里刷手机是多么的舒服。晚安！

　　Suggest that we should go out more outside to take a look, otherwise, you do not know, the holiday lying at home is how comfortable mobile phone.Good night!

　　九、我今天终于明白了我为什么总是减不了肥，我想就是因为我开心的时候，就喜欢吃东西，而不开心的时候，就更喜欢吃东西了。晚安！

　　I finally understand today why I always can't lose weight, I think it is because I am happy, like to eat, and unhappy, more like to eat.Good night!

　　十、总是有些女孩子嫌弃自己的手太胖了，没有骨感不好看，其实你完全没必要这样想，因为以后结婚时你的金戒指都要比别人大一些呢！晚安！

　　Always some girls abandon their hands are too fat, no bones not good-looking, in fact, you have no need to think so, because later when you get married, your gold rings are bigger than others!Good night!

　　十一、自从参加工作后，我的钱包就像是一个催人泪下额洋葱，因为每次我打开它的时候，都会泪流满面。晚安！

　　Since I started working, my wallet is like a tear-jerking onion, because every time I open it, tears flow down my face.Good night!

　　十二、现在这些年轻的小伙子们呀！你们要好好努力奋斗呀！这样等以后你就可以给你喜欢了很多年的女神多添一点结婚的随礼钱了。晚安！

　　These young fellows now! You have to work hard! In the future, you can add a little more wedding gift money to the goddess you have loved for many years.Good night!

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