英文字幕 Kungfu Panda 南京廖华

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　　Let the tournament begin!

　　No, no, no, wait! I'm coming. Hey! Open the door. Let me in!

　　Citizens of the Valley of Peace. It is my great honor to present to you, Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis. The Furious Five! Ah...Ah...Ahh... They're The Furious Five! Aah..aah... ouch! Warriors prepare!

　　Blast, No, Quick Po. Ready for battle.

　　The thousand tons of fire! Ho...ha...howw!

　　Wow... Look at that! Hey! Get out of the way!

　　Uhh...Oh...ohh! Ah...ah...aah! Hiyaah...ouch!

　　And finally, Master Tigress. Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet.

　　I know!

　　Master Tigress faces Iron Arms and its Blades of Death.

　　I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.

　　Citizens of the Valley of Peace, Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior.

　　Hah...butta...No, no, no wait! Yaa...ahh. Ha...ha...haah! Ha...ha...haah. Po! What are you doing?

　　What does it look like I'm doing?

　　Stop! Stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior.

　　But I don't understand, you finally have the noodle dream.

　　I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad. I love Kung Fu...uuu!

　　Oh come on son. Let's get back to work.

　　Heay...okay. Ahh...aahh...aah.

　　Po!...Heay...heay...hey. Oh...Somebody...

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　　Oh. What's going on? ______(15 min)

　　... Where?

　　Why are you pointing...? Oh. Okay. Sorry. I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was?

　　How interesting?

　　Master, are you pointing at me?

　　Him. Who? You. Me?

　　The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior.

　　What? What? What? What! Stop, wait. Who told you to...Master Oogway, wait. That crabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem. You were about to appoint the Tigress, and that thing fell in front of her. That was just an accident.

　　There are no accidents.

　　Forgive us Master. We have failed you.

　　No. If the panda has not quit by morning, then I would have failed you.

　　Wait, wait, wait!

　　I bring a message from Master Shifu.

　　What? Double the guard. Extra precautions. Your prison may not be adequate?

　　You doubt my prison security?

　　Absolutely not! Shifu does. I'm just the messenger.

　　I'll give you a message for your Master Shifu. Escape from Chordom prison is impossible. Impressive, isn't it?

　　Yes, very impressive. It is very impressive.

　　One way in. And one way out. One thousand guards and one prisoner.

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　　Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Lung.

　　Take us down.

　　Ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh Oh...oo...oh.. Oh my...

　　Behold, Tai Lung.

　　I'll umm...I'll just wait right here.

　　It's nothing to worry about. It's perfectly safe. Both posts. At the ready.

　　Hey, tough guy. Did you hear...Oogway is finally going to give someone the Dragon Scroll......and it's not going to be you.

　　What are you doing? Don't get him mad.

　　What is he going to do about it? I've got him completely immobilised. Haa...haa...haa...haa! Oh...Did I step on the wooly kiddy's tail?

　　I'm gonna... I've seen enough. I'm gonna tell Shifu that he has nothing to worry about.

　　No, he doesn't. Okay, I'll tell him that.

　　Hmm... Can we please go now?

　　Oh. Wait a second.

　　I think there has been a slight mistake. Err...Everyone seems to think I'm err... Ahh...The sacred Hall of Warriors.

　　No way.

　　Look at this place.

　　Master Flying-Rhino's armour. With authentic battle damage! Wow...the Sword of Heroes.

　　Said to be so sharp, you can cut yourself just by looking ... Aah!...Oww! The invisible Dragon of Destiny.

　　Uuhhs... I've only seen paintings of that painting.

　　Aah...ah...ha...ha...ha... Heeyah...yah.. Aah...ah...ah.. Noo..! Ho...oh, oh, oh...

　　The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors. Said to contain souls of the entire Tenshu army.

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　　Hello? Have you finished sightseeing?

　　Sorry. I should have come to see you first.

　　My patience is running thin. Ohh?

　　Well. I mean, it's not like you are going anywhere.

　　You turn around. Sure.

　　Hey, how is it going? How do you get 500...Master Shifu!... Ooh!... Ohh...whooo...

　　Someone broke that...But I'm going to fix it...I... Do you have some glue... Whooo....

　　Aah...ouch...ooo! I've a splinter.

　　So you are the legendary Dragon Warrior? Hmm...

　　Ahh, I guess so?

　　Wrong! You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior...... until you've learned the secret of the Dragon scroll.

　　Wow...so... How does this work?

　　Do you have a ladder? a trampoline or...?

　　Umph...You think it is that easy? That I'm just going to hand you the secret to limitless power? No! I...

　　One must first master the highest level of Kung Fu and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you.

　　Someone like me? Yes!

　　Look at you! This fat blob. Flabby arms. Those are sensitive. in the flabby parts. And this ridiculous belly. (Hey...whooo...) And utter disregard for personal hygiene. Now, wait a minute.

　　That's a little uncalled for…. Don't stand that close. I can smell your breath.

　　Listen, Oogway said that I was the...

　　Uh... the Wushi Finger Hold.

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