双语：美国人辨别中国人的88种方法

　　31、You spit bones and other foods craps on the table. That’s why you need the vinyl tablecloth.

　　你把骨头和其他杂碎吐在桌子上，所以你必须有抹布。

　　32、You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.

　　你的电冰箱存着一万年前的食物。

　　33、You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.

　　你把洗碗机当碗橱。

　　34、You have never used your dishwasher.

　　你从来没用过你的洗碗机。

　　35、You keep a Thermos of hot water avail able atall times.

　　你有一个热水瓶里面永远装着热水。

　　36、You eat all meals in the kitchen.

　　你在厨房吃饭。

　　37、You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.

　　你把用过的塑料袋、锡纸和锡盘留着。

　　38、You have a piano in your living room.

　　你客厅里有一架钢琴。

　　39、You pick your teeth at the dinnert able(but you cover your mouth).

　　你会在餐桌上剔牙，但手遮着嘴。

　　40、You twirl your pen around your fingers.

　　你会转笔。

　　41、You hate to waste food.

　　你讨厌浪费食物。

　　42、You have Tupperware in your fridge witht hree bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.

　　你冰箱里有三口剩饭和一只鸡翼。

　　43、You don’t own any real Tupperware, only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.

　　你没有真正的塑料瓶，只有一碗柜用过但清洗得很干净的黄油罐、外卖盒和果酱瓶。

　　44、You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.

　　你把果酱瓶当水杯用。

　　45、You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.

　　你有收集旅馆免费洗发水瓶子的爱好。

　　46、You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel(travel means any car ride longer than 15minutes). These snacks are always dried and include dried plums, mango, ginger, and squid.

　　你每次外出十五分钟都会带着你的零食：干芒果、李子或烤鱿鱼。

　　47、You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.

　　你会洗2-3次米。

　　48、Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.

　　你爸以为自己可以修任何东西。

　　49、The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.

　　你的车子里堆了无数玩偶。

　　50、You don’t use measuring cups.

　　你不用量杯。

　　51、You beat eggs with chopsticks.

　　你用筷子打鸡蛋。

　　52、You have a teacup with a cover on it.

　　你有一个有盖的茶杯。(茶壶嘛)

　　53、You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling information costs 50cents.

　　你总是在电话簿里找电话号码，因为咨询电话费用为五角。

　　54、You only make long distance calls after 11 pm.

　　你只在11点后打长途。

　　55、If you are male, you clap at something funny and if you are female, you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.

　　如果你是男性，遇见有趣的事时你会鼓掌。如果你是女性，遇见有趣的事时你会捂住嘴咯咯的笑。

　　56、You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions.

　　你喜欢没有配过音的中国电影。

　　57、You love Chinese Martial Arts films.

　　你喜欢中国功夫片。

　　58、You’ve learnt some form of martial arts.

　　你会一些中国武术。

　　59、Shaolin actually means something to you.

　　少林对你来说是有含义的。

　　60、You like congee with thousand-year-old eggs.

　　你喜欢皮蛋配的粥。