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　　1、兄弟，你知道我的减肥方法是什么吗？——许愿

　　Brother, do you know my method of losing weight? -make a wish

　　2、早起真的可以做很多事，比如说睡个回笼觉！

　　Getting up early can really do many things, such as sleeping in the cage!

　　3、要和家境相仿的人一起玩，有没有一起要饭的！

　　If you want to play with people from similar families, do you want to beg together?

　　4、睡前一定得吃点宵夜，这样晚上才不会做饿梦！

　　Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed, so that you won't have hungry dreams at night!

　　5、如果把我的一生拍成电影，名字我都想好了，叫穷极一生！

　　If I make a movie of my life, I've got a name, and it's called a poor life!

　　6、今天想吃炸鸡，想着想着，眼泪就从嘴角流了下来！

　　Today, I want to eat fried chicken. When I think about it, tears flow down my mouth!

　　7、饿了不知道吃啥，那就吃点爱情的苦吧！

　　If you don't know what to eat when you're hungry, eat some love!

　　8、第一次见面，好像没什么送你的，那就送你走吧！

　　When we meet for the first time, it seems that there is nothing to send you, so let's send you away!

　　9、我是一个很自律的人，既然说了要减肥，我就要天天说！

　　I am a self-disciplined person. Since I have said that I want to lose weight, I will say it every day!

　　10、我们复合吧，没有你的表情包，我真的不行！

　　Let's get back together. I really can't do it without your expression pack!

　　11、漂亮的话我不会说，但是漂亮的我正在说话！

　　I can't say beautiful words, but beautiful I am talking!

　　12、有人收闲置宝贝吗？反正我闲着也是闲着！

　　Does anyone take idle baby? Anyway, I am idle!

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